LAMPSHIRE'S ARCHIVE

HELLO, I AM CHARLIE LAMPSHIRE- MY EMAIL IS
LAMPSHIRE123@GMAIL.COM AND THIS IS MY
THEORY ARCHIVE. ALIENS AND WEREWOLVES AND
SIRENS PLAUGE MY TOWN AND I HAVE COMPILED A
FULL LIST OF EACH PERSON IN MY TOWN AND
WHAT MONSTER THEY ARE.

HANGCOX, WISCONSIN IS A SMALL TOWN INHABITED
BY MONSTERS OF ALL KINDS. THERE WAS A MURDER
OF A BANKER, DONE BY WHAT I KNOW IS AN ALIEN.
PEOPLE IN MY TOWN DONT BELIEVE A WORD I SAY, SO
IVE COME HERE TO SPREAD THE WORD.